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Investigation Techniques

THE ALMOND MYSTERY

20 almonds soaked in water overnight are good for my wife’s and my health.  But when there are only 14 almonds in the bowl in the morning I was getting accused of old age distraction.  Next day 20 in the bowl, next day 20 in the bowl – I guess it was my distractive nature.  Next day 14 in the bowl – no I am sure I put in 20.  The cat doesn’t eat almonds but the cat doesn’t seem to catch mice either. 

Investigation technique number one: divide the question with a test that will remove half the possible causes.  So I put a paper towel over the bowl.  If there were 14 almonds in the bowl and the towel was not pushed to the side, it was my mind.  If the towel was pushed over I could claim, without proof, that it was an animal of some sort.    

Two nights the paper towel was undisturbed and there were 20 almonds in the bowl.  Then one morning the towel was slightly shifted and there were 18 almonds in the bowl. Ah - an indication that it is not my failing mind.  Now I need better proof. 

Better proof: Install a sport’s infrared motion activated camera – SpyPoint, made in Quebec!  I had already used this to identify just who was getting into my attic and how and then to be able to be sure they were both outside when I boarded up the soffits.

See the SpyPoint night photo of my two housemates begrudgingly walking away from the boarded up soffits.  Translation of the look on her face: “George, you found me the perfect insulated attic to raise my family in and we can’t get back in.  Now what are you going to do.  You’ve got one week.” 

 

The almond thief caught red pawed: Photo proof, and even a full record of his entry, James Bond talents, and his exit.

Refine tactics: Now we know what size he is.  So we can lure him back with the same almonds that he has gotten used to, but with a lid to make it difficult to gain entry – and a live trap with smell good peanut butter that is much easier to get into.  Then a trip to the woods for the abundant food of spring growth. 

Now that I can reaffirm that I am still capable of counting out 20 almonds, I guess I have to prove that I can track down where he got into the house.  To be continued.


Keywords: Rodents, Animals, Catch, Pests, Mystery, House, Trap, Attic, Techniques, Health

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